Fuckin busted that's what

I think if you call boobs tits, you're a porn brained freak that needs to be hooked up to some kind of torture contraption

To the chagrin of my haters, I feel like $725 (that's a lot to me)

Erotically explains my Yu-Gi-Oh deck

I’m being so deadass don’t look in hidden. Not joking or fucking with you that was actually nasty

hidden reply from hell jesus fucking christ

Random older guy came into the coffee shop, gave everyone a feather with the color shirt they were wearing, and left

I just had "nice wig *t slur*" yelled at me from a lifted truck. Honestly? Fire compliment

What if I told you that an increase of "this is a recession indicator" jokes are an actual literal indicator of a recession

I would audibly say Alhamdulillah as a white guy to REALLY make em freak out

No I get mad at my friends when they say they can’t hang because they’re going to have sex. I’m normal by the way

He's fucking dead

Low key why does war like NEED to occur all the time

Shocking Grasp

Honestly, maybe. But the first 30 need to know they will die and that mustn't stop them

I'm getting the belt