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3 weeks ago it was BIF lifting the ‘our fans are singing louder than you’ trophy after getting scudded at RTD Park. In today’s episode, it’s FCM.

The lack of Tverskov in this team is an absolute travesty. Not sure the guy has given the ball away in the month August.

Not sure you’ll see a more bizarre yellow card than that. Osman slides, kicks the ball against Aziz, and should be awarded the corner but gets booked instead…

Absolutely no idea what they’re saying but we’re going to assume it’s audio gold and highly recommend you listen.

Any chance those that made the current handball ‘rule’ can get themselves to fuck and disappear as far away from football as possible?

The Trnava right back is in for a long night…🇬🇭

Danish has never been on strong point but frispark surely? #FCNAGF

Never had the pleasure of meeting the man, but for the 10 years of us following FCN, he’s been the one constant. Someone who you trust implicitly and puts the best interests of the club first. There aren’t many Jan Laursen’s in football today. All the best Jan Laursen, Mr FCN.

Our drunken rendition of Uffe Bech song now looks pretty tame by all accounts Jesper Simo SIMONEJNER ?

Andersen was clearly supposed to amputate his own arm as Raum delivered the cross…

Harry Kane being a massive, massive cheat isn’t spoken about enough.

Just Mikkel Rygaard doing Mikkel Rygaard things

When €20m is on the table for a 19 year old, we’re not in a position to say no. The growing difficulty FCN have is the number of first team appearances before these offers come in are getting lower and lower - so the contingency plans need to be ready faster than ever before.

We’re not going to say that Jeppe Tverskov masterclass was anything to do with us getting his signed shirt vs Randers. But we’re also not not going to say it.

He’s a bit unsighted but need my goalkeeper to be saving that. #FCMFCN

Believe in Benji

Plenty to be annoyed at Kehlet for but that decision isn’t one of them. No idea what Yirenkyi is thinking.

Defensively fragile and a severe lack of quality throughout. GK position also needs to be addressed. We’ve conceded 15 shot on target so far this year - 10 of which have resulted in goals.

Thoughts after 15mins: I mean, at least we’re not 3-0 down. Thoughts after 42mins: OK, never mind. #FCMFCN