am I stupid or do you, specifically, literally have the power to make this an actuality?

Wtf is my dishwasher doing for 2 hours?

I would like to see half the negative energy you guys have for Blake Lively “not talking about domestic violence” towards Brad Pitt for actually committing domestic violence

I aspire to be an astrology girlie who is this well-funded and leisurely

not whitney's husband, conner 30, showing us his cards with his gay crisis bleach job

The Kesha lyric “wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” aged well. I also wake up in a prison (of late stage capitalism) wondering if the government or my own decisions are going to fuck me harder

One must imagine Sisyphus as a gym bro

100 Timothee Chalamet lookalikes vs 1 big booty Latina

The Kendrick/Drake beef walked so the Trump/Musk messy breakup could FLYYYYY

I am definitely annoyed but reluctantly impressed that Barbie summer led to brat summer led to Harvard US govt summer school summer. Regardless of these feelings, here we are

This meme is everywhere. Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487

LA FOLLOWERS, A THREAD 🧵 Back during the George Floyd protests, I linked up with a West Philly Street Action Collective where I was able to be trained as a protest medic due to my Healthcare background. It's been 5 years but I learned SO much and here's what I remember:

me, watching 9 Perfect Strangers, season 2

he’s so straight, you guys

Marjorie Greene: “Waving the Confederate flag doesn’t make me a racist.” Me: “Of course not. Being a racist makes you wave the Confederate flag.”

- Sabrina Carpenter

rubbing one out to Tucker Carlson intellectually punching Ted Cruz in the dick repeatedly (repeatedly)

Crazy, if true

Lying and flip-flopping and indecision really having a long ass moment right now