So can we play football or not?

Very entertaining 4-3 win against Holwell Reserves. Goals from Gardner; Mangham; Stafford and a last minute winner from Creed. Plus a missed penalty and a red card, great game for the neutral, would’ve been gutted to lose. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🎉🍻👀

PLEASE SHARE Club legend Phil Kent has had his beloved Barracuda push bike stolen from his garden. This his only mode of transport and will render him unable to get to Bargain Booze for a crate of ale. These are tough times for us all without having push bikes nicked. 1/2

Attached is a similar model to the stolen item. PLEASE SHARE 2/2

Starman wins at York. Albion win at Ellistown v Anstey. What a day. 5-1 win. Into the semi finals of the Beacon Bitter we go. Goals from Stafford x2; O’Grady; Gardner; and Waters. ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ 🏆

We travel to Allexton & New Parks this evening looking to make it to the Beacon Bitter Final for the first time in fuck knows when. Kick off 7.30pm - it’s a fiver to get in and watch us clowns so bring your purses. 🏆🎉⚽️👀

After the dust has settled. 5-4 loss to a good Allexton & New Parks side in the Beacon Bitter Semi Final. Hat trick from Ben Waters and an Own Goal for the Albion. No more to be said on social media, it’s not the place. All the best to Allexton & New Parks FC in the Final.

Anyone want a friendly Saturday?

The Dutchman must have a captain. Earl Shilton will raise a side #jacksparrow #RIPMick

Who needs pre season? 3-1 win against Loughborough. Goals from some little left back and a brace from Brown. ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️🎉🎉🎉

1-0 win against Kirby Reserves. Quality. Ben Spicer with the winner. Hung on until the death. #UTA

Heard there’s been a robbery at New Street any witnesses?

Whammed Saffron Ressies 3-1 with 11 plus two 40 year old subs. One of which missed a penalty. Goals from Pratt x2 and a bullet header from Stafford. Glad we didn’t do a 45 minute warm up 👀

Congratulations to our skipper @CBatesy48 on working a full week 👏

Won 3-0 today against a superb Friar Lane Reserves. Goals from Pratt and a Beasley brace. ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Whammed Markfield 4-0 with another demonstration of total football. Goals from Beasley x3 and an own goal following a long throw. ⚽️⚽️⚽️. Three on the spin.

4-2 win v Barrow Reserves. Goals from Neal; Armstrong; Pratt and Stafford. Think that’s 5 or 6 unbeaten. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Game Day! Blaby in the first round of the Beacon Bitter. Looking to make it one better in this cup last year after the worst refereeing performance in history saw us cruelly dumped out in the semi finals last season. New Street, 2pm KO. #UTA

2-2 in normal time today against Blaby & Whetstone. Lost 13-12 on penalties. Goals from Neal and Beasley. Two assists from the gaffer who also scored his penalty... 👀

Wanged Anstey Town 5-4 today. Down to 10 men but held on. To be fair, if it was a boxing match they’d have stopped it, chances galore. Goals from Beasley; Brown; and a Pratt hat trick. #theshipsailson