Im on Xanax not for fun, its my anxiety that makes me numb

She was born without arms 7 years of badluck if you don’t retweet this type amen 🙏

So i got my phycological test results 🤪🤪 I got anxiety ✌🏻✌🏻🙃 and depression 😎😎 BUT LETS NOT FORGET MY HOMIES DYSLEXIA 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 and ADHD 👊🏻✌🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻 so im gonna take xanax 😎💃🏼👌🏼🤪👌🏼👌🏼🤙🏻😎 and adderall 🤷🏼‍♀️💓💞🙃💝🧡🤙🏻😂

I LOVE CAR RIDES EBCAUSE I GET ✊🏻👊🏻 CARSICK 💃🏼💃🏼🤪🤪🤪

THAT ROLL WAS SO EXTRA LIKE OMG

NOTHINGS GREATER THAN STAYING UP LATE BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY SNORES LOUDER THAN A FUCKING LOG CUTTER AND YOU CANT GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL

Me: Im like a fly I keep staring at my light bulb like its the sun Boyfriend: you really need to get out more

I have to poop

Boyfriend: i dont need you anymore, i have a wet towl Boyfriend: OH ITS TOWEL TIME

country roads 🤚 😣/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ lets-a-go 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ its-a-me 🤚 😳/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ MARIO 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

Theres no heaven and hell. When we die we go to the mii plaza

How we would survive the zombie apocalypse: Graham- uses unicycle skills to outrun zombies and escape. Move from town to town Dylan- lays in her bed with rations and waits for the whole thing to be over because her bed has stairs.

Iconic idea: a middle aged mom of two kids getting drunk off of box wine like jts no big deal

Hi my name is middle aged white mom, my marriage is failing, my kids are ten years apart, and i love to get drunk off of boxed wine

HI AND WELCOME TO MY UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE TODAY I WILL BE SHOWING YOU HOW TO BINGE EAT TO THE POINT OF PUKING, BUT NOT PUKING AND THEN LYING DOWN IN BED TO HOPE THAT THE PAIN WILL GO AWAY

South Park Me

Brb gonna drive my boat from mexico to Miami

I dont eat breakfast

since they are trying to delete it