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Faye

@fayesos

I think I’m really funny

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calendar_today27-04-2009 01:55:29

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My dog thinks I’m lying to him. 8:45pm, we can’t go for a walk because it’s still 32 degrees. 8:55pm, we can’t go for a walk because it’s raining.

My dog thinks I’m lying to him. 8:45pm, we can’t go for a walk because it’s still 32 degrees. 8:55pm, we can’t go for a walk because it’s raining.
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We created a culture where having a baby was fundamentally unaffordable and detrimental to women’s careers and now we can’t work out how to make them have babies!!

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When someone annoys me, I archive them on WhatsApp. I will still go in there to reply to messages but I like that they’re in jail and they don’t even know it

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How Thames Water 💧 can you turn off a streets water “for a few hours” without any notice?? Surely you have emails and phone numbers for everyone that’ll be affected. I have a newborn which requires running water around the clock, this is totally irresponsible of you!