Why y’all out here celebrating a new year when all it means is we’re one step closer to a world where Bill Murray is dead.

My 2020 mood is eating pickles from the jar with my hands, with my cat, listening to Dont Look Back in Anger by Oasis.

they’re in group therapy :) 👩🏽‍💼 🦆🛋 🦒🛋 🛋🐢 🐇🛋 🐕🛋 🛋🐄

Hey, happy Valentine’s Day everyone. You know love is good and being single and finding yourself is good too. lol

No he won’t

As someone with spinal fusion this is a game changer for my self image 🌯❤️

everything will be okay

This cheered me up

Yesterday I had a video meeting with a student (hes 7) to practice phonics and he wouldn’t stop loudly reading War of the Worlds over the top of my lesson

One time my ex got a tattoo of a horse for some reason and I said “did you get that because you love the Saddle Club” and he didn’t talk to me for two days.

made some of my favorite horror movies into goosebumps covers

It’s true

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

Logging on to zoom therapy

I don’t think anything about this

Soviet postcard, 1955

Patton Oswalt absolutely nailed this prediction #BookofBobaFett (Spoiler Warning)

blink-182 writing blink-182 writing Enema of the State the untitled album