Not sure I have any JPEG that beats this video. Ada Igbo representing😌, ngwanu clock that thing 🤏🏾

Please if you stay on the mainland, especially those areas in close proximity to the island, and you will be moving out of your clean selfcon/miniflat/one bedroom apartment between now and Mid January 2026, help a tired house hunter. Thanks 🥲

"as we go into the new year, here are.. " I'm tired please 😑

It’s not enough to churn out all those Tenancy laws, who’s going to enforce them? 😑

I was having a bad dream, and somehow inside my dream, I realized I had free will, so I woke up. You can’t force me to be under attack 🤨

Last borns are a special breed walahi. I just weak 😂

I have been begging Lagos people ooh. They snubbed me 🥺 One bed oo, mini flat ooh let it just be close to the Island 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

Cities/ Countries I visited this year: Lagos 😩🇳🇬 Ogun 😫🇳🇬 Rivers 😩🇳🇬 Abia 😩🇳🇬 God no gree make I die for this Ketu oooo 😭😭😭

So nobody can be like Mr Morris Monye and say “I have a vacant miniflat/ one bedroom apartment in Gbagada/Ogudu/Shomolu/Alapere/Yaba (basically somewhere close to the Island) come and take it for 1M don’t worry about service charge/agency/agreement” even as a birthday gift? 😫

This is super helpful.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

A car 😩 but that’s too much to ask of a person.

My second bottle this year and y’all just won’t cut me in? Come on 😩 Coca-Cola Nigeria