Him: This my pussy right Her:just moans louder Him:

i hate that i’m too ugly for cute mfs and too cute for ugly mfs

been feeling blue but nobody had a clue 😔💯

Me: *about to nut* Her: *rides even harder* Me:

non-vaccinated kids take a sip of this and it’s OVER

It took me 9 MONTHS to meet my momma. What in the world makes you think you gon meet her after dating me for 2 weeks?

7 year old me at chuck e. cheese looking through the window in the skytubes trying to find my mom

My sperm vs her birth control

JANUARY 1ST: This is gonna be my year. AUGUST:

why new years always about being a better person? i’m tryna be worse