Man, what is up with Asian's and their Cheetos?! #stockboyobservations

After a heavy snow fall, do not open your sunroof. #avalanchesurvivor

And then watch "Spinal Tap" if you're curious about what it's like to be a musicain. I'm not kidding.

New Tame Impala is fucking amazing #LetItHappen #itshappening

Great piece >> RT @RBMA: Meet the musicians behind Kendrick Lamar's new album. bit.ly/1xuoKPm pic.x.com/kIhPv88E2x

Minimum wage = minimum work.

Cinnamon tokes crunch

Smells like fruit, tastes like vegetables

Arabellaaaaa #AM

Cristiano Ronaldo's remarkable record for Real Madrid. Games: 288 Goals: 300 Assists: 102

Why'd you only ever phone me when you're high?

Thank You! @fatherbadass @mistress_kendra @realAngSommers TommyO Damon Pierce @Gwenmedia The Stockroom #BTS

Cristiano Ronaldo is JUST 14 goals away from being Real Madrid's ALL-TIME top scorer. #HalaMadrid

This one time Penthouse magazine tweeted at me. I did absolutely nothing for it. Thank you.

Josh Homme and Jesse Hughes on the sleazy punk-pop power of the new Eagles of Death Metal LP nmem.ag/P29aD

Does anyone still use this shit?

When troubles up I double up on bubble gum #Complexity #ZipperDown smarturl.it/ZipperDowniTun… pic.x.com/k2Wg1Knp0y