In an existence slump and I know I’ve gotten out of them before but it always just seems impossible since it’s so foggy

this is the best news i’ve heard all year, and i’m so serious

her: you better not be a wistful gnome skating pensively on a winter’s night when i get home my contemplative ass:

👨‍🍳👌💋🥣

Realizing a lot of my current issues stem from dating an asshole for two years

just another day at work 😅😅

Parents right now are shocked when their kid comes home from college, applies to 300 jobs, doesn’t get a single interview, and then proceeds to give up on life. I dunno, I feel like that’s kind of a rational response? Did Boomers come home from college and face that?

Ok NVM she’s at the Canadian Museum of History

It is kind of messed up that so many chuck e cheeses near me are just throwing the robots away instead of giving me even one

I told an AI artist to pick up a pencil

Girls only want one thing and it’s a stag beetle backpack

periods, pregnancy, menopause... while men just.. live their lives? i don't get it

Imagine thinking THIS is a flex. My god they’re all so impressively pathetic.

Made this to just sum up some recent feelings

with all the Sora stuff happening right now, I feel like I spent 20 years of my life swimming suddenly they let motorboats into the Olympics.