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Let’s set aside the obvious — like how nuclear energy only requires 3% enriched uranium, not the 60% Iran was producing. Let’s ignore the common-sense red flag of hiding enrichment facilities in underground bunkers — because that’s totally normal if it’s just for power, right?

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The average person receives about $450,000 from Social Security over their lifetime. But if you paid $10,918 per year from age 18 to 67, that’s over $530,000 invested—meaning you’re actually losing money. Counter-offer: Instead, invest just $5,000 a year into the S&P 500.

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Okay, I’ve narrowed down the world going to shit to two events: the discontinuation of Sobe or the closure of movie rental stores. Here’s my prophecy — there’s one Blockbuster left in Bend, Oregon. We have to bring back Sobe before it closes… or the world ends.

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Spoiler alert: I would’ve paid money to be in the pitch meeting for 28 Years Later: Boss: “Alright team, we literally invented fast zombies and revolutionized horror, but now everyone does it. How the hell do we stand out?” Jim: “What if we make them even faster and jacked?

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The tariff is debate fascinating. Historically, Republicans have been the “don’t tax corporations or they’ll just pass the cost on to consumers” party. Tariffs are taxes, specifically on companies importing goods. So now Republicans are taxing companies, which is exactly what

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I haven’t read the entire “Big Beautiful Bill” but in my defense, neither have the people who wrote it or signed it into law. I’m sure there are parts I’d agree with and parts I wouldn’t. But one thing is certain: 900-page mega bills are absurd. Every bill should be one page, one