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Don't bring a knife to a high pressure liquified pig shit fight x.com/TPostMillennia…

Happy National Daughters Day! I’m so proud of my three amazing daughters, and the two daughters-in-law my sons were smart enough to marry…you’ve truly blessed my life 💕🥰

A huge shout-out on this National Sons Day to my two handsome and incredible sons! My heart bursts with pride and love to see what hardworking and wonderful family men they’ve become 🥰

What a glorious sight to see on my morning walk today!

POV: 87,000 IRS agents when you sell a couch using Venmo

Dr. Joel Brown FRSA People will find what they seek... If you look for reasons to feel Grateful, you find them and will be rightfully filled with joy. If you look for reasons to be offended, ways to justify your anger at the "offender" - you will sadly find it. Bitterness moves no one forward.

“We didn’t come this far just to play in the National Championship game. We’re here to win it.” Caitlin Clark

The existential threat to present day life is a pseudo-scientific credentialed class of elites dreaming of a dystopian fantasy that are amplified by an even dumber class of journalists with the critical thinking skills of brainless pigeons.

I’m so proud that my son has served his country and is an incredible dad and farmer!

U.S. Army Specialist Four Dwight Earl Hinman passed away on June 23, 1968 from wounds sustained 4 days before in Hau Nghia Province, South Vietnam. Dwight was 23 years old and from Belmond, Iowa. A Troop, 1st Squadron, 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment. Remember Dwight today. Hero.🇺🇸

That’s my son!! I’m so incredibly proud of him 🥰

A Hayden Fry-Van Halen mashup is the gimmick band concept I've been waiting for my whole life

11 Marines 1 Navy Corpsman 1 Army soldier 13 Americans. Gone but never forgotten. May they rest in God's grace and peace. Semper Fidelis Warriors.

Williamsburg’s Curt Ritchie is The Gazette’s 2023 football coach of the year thegazette.com/football/willi…

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A picture really can speak a thousand words.