my wife keeps saying that pam from archer looks like my mom and i have an oedipus complex for wanting to fuck her

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sane people be like "i want a burger yum"

2025 dads be like "i'm gonna make you smoke a WHOLE 30,000 puff Lost Mary!"

everybody at this emergency room with more urgent conditions than me leave now challenge

my son's name is minoxidil but he still went balled at 17

guy who thinks triple parentheses are an empathis thing

did you know that Squanto's real name was Bloated Barry on account of his perpetually bloated midsection

(trying to convince the doctor i'm not on uppers) yeah my heart just does that whenever it's being monitored

wow, this person has a unique and refreshing artstyle! i wonder what friday night funkin character they like drawing naked the most

it's a sanjay-eat-craig world out there

do you wanna watch some Harmony Koraine movies and suck ourselves off ahundredpentillionsuperabillionninehundredthousand

piñata where we count you down from 10000 and if you try to leave you get punched in the stomach and if you throw up you get murdered and there's no piñata

1 in the stink, .99999... in the stink

highlighting an entire book so the entire thing isn't highlighted

hulu ads love selling you shit like "The First ED Medication Controlled By AI"

duolingo is like if you learned homerow on typing forever