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every hotel got the onchain pocket watcher chair

Logging in to see who killed himself on ct today

Solana Girls House and Berabaddies House were both announced just before crazy alt runs. Not sure what to do with this information right now but maybe max long when the Monad Maidens Mansion is announced in 2026.

Sell in May Go Away Exit Pump has concluded. Thank you for your participation.

Believe in something. And by something I mean some zoomer web2 grifter.

Why do the French crypto guys keep getting kidnapped, you don't hear that happening anywhere else

The small dog thinks crypto finally found pmf when the tech guys start their biannual rape and pillage

Coinbase 🛡️ gotta hand it to these criminals that they were able to get ahold of coinbase customer support in the first place

I hate it when I click on a "got phished today" post and there isn't a follow up tweet explaining in detail the embarrassing mistakes they made.

Brian offering $20M for information is very cucked behavior. If you are running a 50 billion dollar company, you have to have some fixers that can fly to the Bangladeshi sweatshop the same day and simply extract the information. You could even send Jesse. He has the dog in him.

I think normie is now just a word for outgroup in any niche. Completely stripped of its deragatory nature. They are calling you a normie in the model train twitter.

"Useless house neet xbt" actually describes 90% of you

Jesse at it again. He will put millions onchain...

Every two weeks they are spawning new Ethereum co-founders out of thin air with a gorillion supply to dump on the market

Crazy idea: We should work on making stock people buy coins instead of making coin people buy stocks

One thing I love about fartcoin is the guy running the twitter account has been posting the same dogshit slop like "It's fartin time💨" since day one with insane consistency

"Filip Weiner is the name of the guy"

Crypto guy kidnapping and torturing a Southern European guy is like a man bites dog headline

Hats off to Flip Wiener this is the funniest elaborate social engineering hack I have ever seen