Stopped by to check out TarpyMcTarpface and see if we could lend a hand but ReallyTallPineTree is very tall. Banana for scale.

Just saw a #rivian on Vermont Ave!!!! First one I’ve ever seen in real life. I craned my neck so hard I’m gonna need a hot pack. FART truck approves even though the Rivian passes on the gas. 🛻💨🚫=❤️

Bear on an afternoon stroll today in downtown Asheville

Come kiss the FART plate goodbye at FART Fest! Buffalo Kings kicks off the live music at 2:15. Bring a chair and stay for the laughs. Family friendly comedy starts at 5:00. Adult comedy at 7:30. See you there! Did I mention to bring a chair? Bring a chair.

FART Fest was a butt blast!! youtu.be/rWOr8bAE2go Wish you could have been there TarpyMcTarpface. Hopefully you'll be down in time for next year. Thanks to everyone who made this event possible! Jimmy Kimmel NCDOT #Asheville #standupcomedy #farts #fartfest #dontdenythefart

Fun ride with MotionMakers Women’s Group Ride this morning! And I got to show off the new fart plate! Yes, a fart sound but a fart plate nonetheless. 😉💨 instagram.com/p/Cc3VRJOLQr7/…

Agreed Luella's Bar-B-Que!! And it would be a gas to eat bbq for every meal but that would be a real pants ripper so I’ll give you a toot when I drive by.

I saw a gnome home in #bentcreek yesterday and felt inspired make an offering to the #Asheville #gnomes next to #chickenalley.

I thought of my nightmare while hiking today…flying ticks.

The FART sponsored Tree Butts diagram is the all time top post in r/genomics! #reddit #plantscience #treebutts #genomics #junkonthetrunk …endsofashevillerecreationaltrails.com/treebutt/

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe calm down.

Reminder: you're effectively blind and can perceive less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.

My favorite part was the ncdot drafting a poem for me. 🤣

May the FART be with you. At least until they come for that choice too. 🖕 “Roe v. Wade was settled law for 49 years...until now. The expected reversal, to come within weeks, will likely be felt by women, minorities, and marginalized communities for decades to come.”

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I love the cute animals coming out of #dalle2! OpenAI can someone do “happy black bear wearing parachute pants, sitting in a wooden chair, studio, farting, one-cheek sneak”? please and thank you. 🥰

My mom wore her FART shirt to her colonoscopy and I really can’t think of a better use for FART swag than that.

Go to @bushfarmhouse in Black Mountain. If I could die and come come back as a restaurant it would be this place. Fuck. It’s good. instagram.com/p/Cdyan70L4PU/…