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I just found out about the term “sleep supportive family” I had the most sleep supportive grandmother on the face of the earth. Growing up my grandmother would always say: “Hayi u Nomfanelo makalale, unomzimba omkhulu so kufuneka aphumle.” that time I wasn’t even tired 😂

I have a hot take on bribes in certain sectors like the construction industry 🌚 They are sometimes necessary. Honestly in some cases it demonstrates the liquidity of your own finances and that you have skin in the game. That way you can be trusted to deliver because your money

Small people will bring you small problems to keep you emotionally busy and disregulated mentally. Find your tribe

If I won R124 602 697 Powerball then you bet iyifebe zabafana are up 602 697 rands 🙌

Malva pudding ya Woolworths is way too sweet. Ya Spur is disgusting and ya Nando’s is straight up weird. Only hotels serve it just right for my liking

Awu manje niyang’ cyber bull’a ngale ndaba ye bribe 🥺

Haibo calling Coloured people incestuous when we all know it’s the Whites

At this point I am more impressed by the sheer number of boxes in Sizwe’s house to be quite honest. And how quickly he is able to rummage through them to keep Twitter occupied

It’s just me and my taste for really expensive things against this cold hard world

I need a tall handsome man to hang all my mirrors and paintings around the house 🥺

I’ve never NOT been the odd one out a single day in my life.

Finishing your studies in record time, against all odds, and then not finding employment for decades.

I am in electricity buying hell 😭

Unrelated: Yeyona type yam ke le and nam ndisoloko ndiyi type yabo 😭

I don’t think people realise how difficult it is to mention that you are pregnant. It’s not something you can just bring up in conversation. I don’t remember telling anyone that I’m pregnant besides umsolwa. The rest will see the stomach.

We don’t talk enough about the need to stroke men’s egos until you can physically get as far away from them as possible.

“Money is…” “ Real wealth is…” Nazelaphi guys. Niyithathaphi lo information?

Winter is basically over already, it’s back to white linen now 😶‍🌫️