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@harriscsmith ben sears I might be wrong but I think every James Bond movie is a dream the James Bond from the following movie is having

No matter what anyone tweets, I will never believe in SNL. x.com/fancypetetoms/…

Me scrolling through people's valentine's day posts on instagram.

I assume whoever came up with the idea to put a holiday based around personal reflection and making lifestyle adjustments and starting anew in the middle of the winter was a twisted Deadpool-type figure.

Imagining Joe Biden, in his final moments as president, standing up to the rising tide of right wing fascism by giving Liz Cheney an Ignatz Award.

America is so fucking sick haaaa, watching one of our major cities burn down, where they slashed fire department budgets to pay cops more, and the cops being like “don’t worry we’re ready to shoot people in the burned out rubble for crimes of desperation”

Incarcerated youth firefighters are risking their lives fighting wildfires in Los Angeles for $10/day. PUT SOME $ ON THEIR BOOKS! Go to jpay.com/SendMoney.aspx, select California, “inmate #” & enter one of these:

One of my favorite people on planet earth lost their childhood home. Their parents need our help, please spare some dollars for the family who supported an incredible artist and printmaker, who in turn has supported and championed so many of us gofund.me/246496db

SNL is definitely a real show that airs on television and Tim Chalamet awkwardly performing Dylan songs at what is obviously a CIA torture site is just what people like to watch on tv.

These dipshits couldn't run a lemonade stand without the free flow of government money that made up 2008-2022. If you let any of these losers walk your dog, they'd come back with a leash attached to a skeleton. They'd probably fuck up taking a shit.

Don't even remember what this guy looked like at this point, but am yet again imagining his car being tipped over.

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patreon.com/posts/deep-ter… Starting to get positive feedback from those who have braved 6.5 hours of me talking about Alasdair Gray's Lanark (barely enough time to scrap the surface tbh). Give it a listen!

Hello! I have a new album of drone music that you can listen to on my bandcamp right now. There are two long tracks and one REALLY long track that features a sample of 𝕿𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 reading her favorite part of Yukio Mishima's wikipedia. I'll get the link to you in the next tweet

You live a comfortable life in the scenic hills of Burbank, CA. You walk past a middle aged man who smiles and says “good morning” to you. You:

I haven't met any tech billionaires yet who want to help me make this movie about how they're destroying everything, so I'm asking for your help instead. gofundme.com/f/bad-vibes-fu…