Great memory , what a crew and cast so many laughs.

“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane. -Robert Frost

Who is the face of woke. Do wokees have a club house in someone’s backyard or maybe a cute yet safe playpen somewhere?

“External silence can be the doorway to inner silence.” -Ram Dass

“We need more light about each other. Light creates understanding, understanding creates love, love creates patience, and patience creates unity.”-Malcom X

No better way to start your day! bit.ly/3FhPpvC #today #WednesdayMotivation

“Acceptance is a willingness to embrace reality as it is, even if you don’t like it.” -On a coffee mug this morning.

Ho ho ho! The first two episodes will drop on November 16th! #TheSantaClauses Disney+

I'll be at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood tonight and at The Mirage in Vegas on Friday and Saturday. Hope to see you! For all my upcoming shows, go to timallen.com The Mirage Laugh Factory

Look who I saw on my way home from work tonite. My old buddy Santa with his family. This new story begins Nov 16. Ho Ho Ho!

So exciting!

Tomorrow on Disney+... the first 2 episodes. #TheSantaClauses Disney+

Check your local listings for The Kelly Clarkson Show tomorrow #TheSantaClauses Disney+ The Kelly Clarkson Show

Went to see my pal Leno in the hospital after his burn accident. Took some treats and car magazines. He has severe burns and acts like he just stubbed his toe. The due is a superhero. Great care will have him better real soon.

The Laugh Factory Hollywood invites you to join them for a free Thanksgiving dinner. Laugh Factory #Thanksgiving

“The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are.” -C.S. Lewis

"Do more than belong: participate. Do more than care: help. Do more than believe: practice. Do more than be fair: be kind. Do more than forgive: forget. Do more than dream: work." - William Arthur Ward

So rare are the truly wise men and women in this world.

Bleak day in my heart as I mourn for loss of those children and the staff murdered in the school. I pray for all the parents and that community.

“Pay their fair share” So sick of that talking point. Who’s to say what is fair? Who’s the fair police? This was from a audience member durning one of my comedy concerts when I joked what is fair. “Fair is where a pig goes to win a ribbon”