How you can help Australia during the bushfire crisis. thefader.com/2020/01/03/aus…

Hi! My campaign to do as many push ups as I can with a chihuahua on my back in one hour for the NSW Rural Fire Service is LIVE. Haven't done one like this before so if I have done something wrong please let me know. pledgeit.org/dogpushups

Many aren’t in a position to protest. Nor spend. But if you can spare even $10—and encourage others to do the same by posting your receipt—it can make practical change. Solidarity is an ongoing project, not limited to one day or movement only. It’s time to #ShowYourReceipts.

To me the worst thing you can be is shit out of luck because youre shit. But also your out o f luck

I love texting while driving. But only if the texts says "keep your eyes on the road buddy"

Me after doing a really good job organising all the congratulations: well I guess congratulations are in order

Love to keep in touch with my friend s

The best thing about when people talk down to me.is that its really helpful. Because im so Dumb :)

Here's a list of Trump fans I found on Twitter who've fallen over, been chased by geese, things of that nature thestringerdaily.com/we-searched-tw…

[a toe telling a secret to the other toes] Hey just between us, I love sand

"Hey i'm thinking about getting my ear-OUCH!!! "

whoever let Aaron Chen do a live cross during the liverpool vs sydney match is a genius youtube.com/watch?v=X4UeCs…

Me to the lady marking attendance at my anger management class: Hey lady you're really ticking me off!! Thanks

Im having a female orgasm

When you cant think of an Italian name

Ben and jerrys should have a flavour called Banana and cherries, in my opinion

If you start smoking weed at 11:59 You will be high at new years bitch

Ah yes, Beautiful film. very moving