grandma tells me i should have multiple streams of income but all i have is multiple streams of anxiety

my room has been clean for like 2 months now i think its fair to say ive got this whole life thing figured out

i must confess i got cough drops because i was sick a week ago and ive continued to eat them even though i am ok now

Oooh it’s called a handburger because you eat the burger with your hands

i can tell theres something seriously twisted about society when i see the service dogs with the "do not pet" sign on them

i have urges to pet people around me that i must suppress at all times

ill miss twiggy and her hater middle child energy

going to atlanta brb

instead of a carbon monoxide detector in my room i want an emf reader so i know if theres ghosts

was at the grocery store today with my mom and there were "fizzy sink cleaners" there and she did this to me

just finished working on and pulling in my 5th branch this week into my repo for work and its only wednesday pls send help

all i want for my birthday is to be put in a loving headlock for 13 hours

i like to send my friends videos and try to click on it at the same time as them so its like we're watching together :DDDD

spider in my room killed my whole vibe

i like to pick a song right before the plane lands and aura farm the landing in my head

when i stand up and start feeling lightheaded i stay standing just to see if ill actually pass out. unfortunately it hasnt happened yet

is it weird to give your friends a little smooch in your dreams

i got a film camera a little bit ago and learned to develop and scan film myself last night :3