….. I would be daggered if I dared.

Such a shame father.

We’ll have to make sure he has plenty of twinkle’s.

Was it a rock or a simple coin ? You decide .

#NewProfilePic

Pokes Cora Hale (Parody)

Pokes Mikamon Mikaelson (rp /parody)

Okay I poked two people. Let’s see who replies first .

So I have no notifications . Interesting

Apologies for that.

Hello Bored I’m Elijah . //Sorry I had to .. the urge to make the dad joke was too strong to pass up

#NewProfilePic thanks to Skyee shadowdall mikaelson (Parody) .

Elijah’s brow arched as he apéro axe’s the other man, eyes slightly cautious. “Yes I’m Elijah.” He began.

“I can’t speak for my siblings but I myself am alright. //I have no idea what my phone autocorrected approached to in my last tweet . I think it’s drunk .

// I’m trying to picture Elijah behind a wheel and having to show a cop his licence. I’m sure he could compel his way out of it, but the amount of mental annoyance he would be feeling..

//I think my Elijah and his Antoinette ended up with triplets ?

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