The poor bastard cops look like they aren't getting paid overtime for this shift

Lucy Powell etc saying everyone who wants a national inquiry into grooming gangs is a racist Oh Louise Casey says we should have one so that's what we're going to do Take a bow lads brilliant work, just brilliant

Next time I'm asked why I've not taken the bins out I'm going to find a bin bag

Philosophical question really for Government is can something by said to have occurred unless Louise Casey has written a little report

I have successfully reduced my expenditure to one coffee a day, the money saved goes on boutique guitar pedals, nothing else matters, each night I lie awake scrolling through Reverb, watching YouTube reviews, nothing can stop me

I always remember this cllr quote, bearing in mind this is AFTER the Jay report for Rotherham and part of Casey's 2015 report so you really think you'd at least be in damage limitation mode

Andy Serkis prancing around a green screen studio with a tennis ball stuck to his head

That Narinder is acting like she toured Sicily, she went to Taormina a notorious tiny and touristy destination. Only one street there. Ironically tho when I went although off season the restaurants were crap 😂 or basic pizza tourist fare.

The Guardian reviewing Glastonbury performances like it's the world cup is DOING MY NUT IN

Is 1975 for people that are a little bit indie but also very normie Or is it people that fancied Matty Healey before he looked like someone drenched in piss

It's not really a big deal don't worry about it

Reading on Reddit that at kneecap someone in the crowd chucked paint around to protest the genocide and people are obviously pissed off

As an atheist cracking banter on all sides here

I stand before you today, furious and bewildered

Salt Path more like shite path eh

Labour are polling at 15% among the 65+ age group Just do it, take the hit, and move on. Use the proceeds to invest in popular policies if you’re worried about a wider knock on effect

Apparently he's released a new range called a gregligee