Emilia Clarke says have you noticed strawberries are quite cheap at the moment. “They must have made too many,” she concluded

Why Bird says all this Oasis nostalgia has left her reminiscing about her “party years” from 1994-2000 that culminated in her sleeping with every member of the band Straw

Belle and Sebastian demand Donald Trump stops using their track ‘Judy and the Dream of Horses’ at his campaign rallies

Sir Keir Starmer says JESUS do you cunts EVER stop moaning?

New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘No Way Back For Jenas’, to be released on 23 September

New Oasis fans who’ve probably never even heard ‘Sunday Morning Call’ gather to celebrate snapping up the first few thousand gig tickets in tonight’s presale

Hugh Jackman admits it was a bittersweet moment when he took out his old wallet to purchase a new one yesterday. “It was like it knew,” he told reporters

Harry Styles reveals he’s planning a massive party to celebrate the 230th anniversary of Sarson’s Vinegar - details to follow

AWFUL NEWS: Someone mentioned the pun ‘Sausage Roll With It’ to LadBaby and now they’ve booked studio time

Jane McDonald says be careful if you opt for ‘Piggies’ by The Beatles at karaoke - a lot of people might consider it quite an odd choice

Harry & William fans accuse duo of betraying their upper class roots by selling tickets for their reunion tour at a very reasonable £22.50

Zoe Ball says have you noticed that people called Matt tend to be pretty sound?

Lady Gaga says she’s not really sure what the point of the International Space Station is. “It’s been up there for 25 years and I honestly can’t think of a single useful thing it’s done,” she told BBC Radio Devon

Christina Aguilera says she agrees with Lady Gaga that the International Space Station is fairly pointless. “I’ve been saying this for a long time,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall. “I feel like they just wanted to prove they could put it up there - but then they didn’t really know

The Guardian reveals it’s already half-written its lukewarm review for Oasis’s reunion gigs, provisionally headlined: “Great party, shame about the entertainment”

Cat Deeley reveals she had a terrible nightmare last night in which the only way she could stop a litter of kittens being crushed to death was by listening to a Snow Patrol track in full. “The sound of their bones cracking will haunt me forever,” she told reporters

Robert Lindsay to invest £2.3bn of his own personal fortune in the Williams F1 team on condition his wife Rosemarie Ford can be one of their drivers in 2026

Martin Lewis says why not save £££££s on expensive flights to Denmark by just swimming there from Scarborough instead. “If you’re relatively fit it’s definitely an option,” the Money Saving Expert advised