Calling dibs on the 7-part Joel Osteen podcast

Just wait until we unleash our Aaron Rodgers joke. It’s going to be epic.

I have nothing but terrible things to say about Mina Kimes who, as it has been noted, is a woman.

True. Can you imagine going back to the same well for the THIRD time with a single franchise for a quick cash grab?

No, why the f would I want to do that?

Try not to think about the guy who has enough money to pay Max Scherzer and 25 other guys.

I personally prefer a 31-team playoff where we let a hockey team in.

Lots of people on the fence on this one. Logo should put them over the top.

Little League baseball is the last remaining safe haven for the mansplaining dad. Our kindergarteners love sitting around while we model how to coil and uncoil to optimize bat speed.

We've got to preserve the sanctity of the "de facto town square" in a tiny little town filled with assholes.

Love my petty ass white collar criminal of an owner

Cool crew. Just a bunch of guys who love free speech.

I’m starting to think this Mets team won’t break my heart until at least August

Westbrook signing with the Kilkenny Kinicks of the Irish Gaelic Football League by accident is probably the only thing that will keep him out of Madison Square Garden.

He literally said, "Night night."

It's over for the Mets. Good teams win every single day, and by a lot after flying cross-country the night before and having their shortstop slam his finger in a door.

Now it’s definitely over for the Mets. No good team has ever lost two games in a row, including the one they’re playing right now that was just swept by the Pirates.

It’s definitely 100% over now for the Mets. Elite teams don’t score 11 runs in a game when you only need 6. And who celebrates hitting a cycle against a team with only the 2nd best ERA in the league? It’s embarrassing.

Time for the Mets to pack it in. The Braves are on pace to win the rest of the games they play, so by my calculations we can only afford to lose 8 more times. We’ll do that by next week.

For all my Mets and Mets-adjacent friends, I’m having some fun doom-posting about this terrible team that happens to be 20 games over .500 over at Doomsday Mets Fan