Visitors to world's biggest wine fair mysteriously attracted to bang average rosé. fake-booze.com/news/kylie-win… #prowein #kylierose

Pensioners, not Gen Z are the future, says wine trade, as it tells young 'uns to do one. fake-booze.com/news/wine-aban…

EU to address the scourge of wine inequality with bold new levelling-down agenda. fake-booze.com/news/europe-so…

Drinks world to usher in 'Total Decanting' philosophy to ensure public remain baffled. fake-booze.com/features/total…

British winery faces spell in the Tower over treasonous failure to produce pomp-inspired tat. fake-booze.com/news/winery-tr…

The traditional booze world habitat of swapping 'nice lunch' for 'free article' is under threat from rapacious 'journo-fluencers'. Save our endangered liggers! fake-booze.com/features/influ…

Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation

Incredibly, Bordeaux pulls another top class vintage out the bag - this time using amazing 'smart vine' technology. #bordeaux22 #enprimeur fake-booze.com/news/en-primeu…

Drinks world comes together to celebrate the fact that it is royally screwed. fake-booze.com/news/lwf-golde…

Vines launch high profile scheme to save old journalists from being replaced by younger, more vigorous models. fake-booze.com/news/save-old-…

Magazine caught red handed in ‘not score fixing’ scandal. This sort of flagrant honesty simply cannot continue, says drinks world. fake-booze.com/news/magazine-…

Fake Booze is in love with whoever wrote this. Absolute genius.

Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmble!!! Jancis and Parker in high profile slug-fest to decide who's the world's top critic. fake-booze.com/news/jancis-pa…

This wonderful bit of pseudy bollocks picked out by Guy Woodward (guywoodward on Bluesky) reminds us of our Crap Tasting Note of the Year awards. Read ‘em and weep both from joy (because you didn’t write them) and abject sorrow (because they are bloody awful) fake-booze.com/news/most-pret…

The time has come for the drinks trade to man up and stop dropping crap into the ocean, says eco group Greenpiss. fake-booze.com/features/dumpi…

R&B star plumbs impressive new depths for celebrity drink with gusset-focust Chardonnay launch. fake-booze.com/news/jeremih-c…

UK wine trade thrilled to welcome excitingly baffling new duty system. fake-booze.com/news/duty-incr…

This made me laugh.

Use an iphone and the contents of your cellar this Christmas to show your peers that you are MUCH BETTER THAN THEY ARE in every way. fake-booze.com/features/win-a…

Drinks trade to debate assisted dying for brands that should have given up the ghost years ago. ‘It’s cruel to keep them suffering’ said a spokesman for the bill. ‘They deserve to be able to die with a dignity that they never showed throughout their entire miserable existence.’