#MeToo

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! And I’ve been torturing Not Fake Adam Kalsey ever since that day. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Some day, this same tweet will go out questioning the origin of Ruth’s Chris Steaks.

Our new sales strategy: schedule calls with every SaaS sales team on earth.

I’m trying to color them but the crayon is not working on the plastic.

The final post will be all about my 1:1s with myself. Those are definitely the most fun!

Or will it actually be me?

This was about me, wasn’t it?

#MeToo Cal Evans

25/Always pack a shotgun. You never know when a good hunting trip might materialize, and you need to be prepared.

I sometimes do as well, but that’s less cute.

The algorithms know all.

Related: I can’t get the Chrome web site to load in IE6. Anybody else having this problem?

Perhaps she saw mine.

You should see my plane.

You shaved for your last day? Looks like I have work to do.

🙇‍♂️ Thank you for the new Twitter bio.

Do you remember when you started parodying the slightly-nutty-but-always-satisfying flavor of Not Fake Adam Kalsey? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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