I'M TRENDING AGAIN, AND FOR JUST $89.99, I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

I'm suing Rudy Giuliani.

My mentions inspired this timely retweet! 👇

WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME? I AM SMART, I AM PRETTY!

THIS IS HOW I DO MY BUSINESS. IT'S PART OF A VERY BIG PLAN. I WILL MAKE A 60 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT IT SOON, COMRADES.
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I finally scraped together 8 bucks but now Elon won’t verify me. Conspiracy!

WHAT HAS SHE GOT THAT I HAVEN'T GOT?

I KNEW IT!

Flattery will get you everywhere!

I CANNOT WAIT TO GET VERIFIED ON TWITTER AGAIN. PLEASE BUY MY PILLOW SO I CAN AFFORD IT.

I LIKE CHARBROILED BURGERS. SO SUE ME.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
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ANY TAKERS?

The obvious solution to the problem of gun deaths is more guns. So I'm pleased to announce our newest product: MyWeapons! Killing machines that are comfortable to carry™️.

More information coming soon.

I love the smell of my own shit!

Hello, Comrades! Now who did nazi this coming? Order soon, supplies (of money here) are going fast!

Thank goodness I can still get anyone stupid enough to have sex with me an abortion. None for thee, all for me!

The #January6thCommitteeHearings are an assault on fascism!

I feel like I'm being followed. 👀

I want to make one thing very clear: the worst threat I’ve ever gone through on is shipping my pillows to people who ordered them. I’ve never intimidated anyone, except with my bad breath.