One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain

looking at photos taken of cats on glass tables will forever bring me joy

God didn’t make me like beer because he knew if I did I’d be too powerful

i forgot to tell the human. what i wanted for christmas. but that’s okay. it’s hard to wrap a hug

gooooob morning. there is a box. underneath my tree fren steven. that smells like peanut butter. i am trying my best. to remain calm. but i think it’s for me

the human took a little swab of my cheek. and is sending it away. to see what type of pup i am. but i don’t need the results. i’m 100% fabulous

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see: RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

on our walk today. we passed the cutest pup in the world. i was too scared to say anything. and just kept walking. but i’m telling everyone. i have a valentine

Literally no one : Me :

gooooob morning. i would like a pancake

What the demon under my bed sees at 3:00am

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

when your dog hasn’t seen you for 8 hours

Scorpios enjoying their birthdays while everyone else feels the effects of the retrograde: x.com/h0egenic/statu…

Imagine: you graduate from SAERC. You end up on the bachelor. He likes you. So you go to your hometown and hit A1 for 2.50 slices. You take off to the waterfront to get a better view of Mulgrave, then you go to the Fleur with a coffee to get some wifi. You get a rose.

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