would love to know the science behind this woman getting invited every year like we’ve heard her music

me opening the curtains when i hear my neighbors yelling

effie trinket arriving at district 12 every year

my mom coming home to the chicken still in the freezer x.com/wheresmywigg/s…

teachers refuse to round my D to an A

me thinking of ways to stick to my budget while drinking $8 iced coffee

9 yr old me spying on my toys after watching toy story

me in middle school when i discovered how to add animations and transitions to my slides

what the food in my microwave sees when it’s 3am and i’m ready to open the door before it beeps

when i hear “shakira, shakira”

me making self-deprecating jokes to entertain my friends vs me when i go home and reflect on them the rest of the night

me practicing my name when a teacher had as do ice breakers x.com/JordanApps/sta…

me getting ready for half an hour to answer the door after ordering pizza

valentine’s day trending

me trying to remember what i was going to say before someone changed the topic

me in 25 years when my kids ask about 2020 x.com/evanrosskatz/s…

mosquitoes tasting repellent when they feast on my arm

me after spending 2 months rent on popcorn and a slurpee at the movie theater

me pretending to be going through a breakup before pressing play on the new adele album

me getting ready to post my spotify wrapped