sharing before it’s finished because these are some of my silliest process pictures

Grok, reign fire down upon the Toyota Camry that just cut me off

"After the Carnival" in Rio de Janeiro, photograph by Alain Draeger, 1983

The past 24 hours

drunk swimming, swimming with my friends drunk, drunk swimming!!

fucking the shit out of atlantic city btw

gambling femininely

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i’m almost exclusively applying to canadian grad schools dude that tuition is like 3000 fucking dollars a year for programs that are just as good as the ones here are you fucking kidding

yeah yeah

letter of recommendation was so good my mom asked me earnestly if i performed sexual favors for my sociology professor after she saw him

secured another ceramics job that i’m just barely qualified to teach ladies were UP

orchid mosaic

being the line leader to get your friends out of the club or the crowd is a time honored and sacred position

i know something that beats a jet 2 holiday but i’m not telling

you don’t know how many blueberry matcha lattes you have to get from dolcezza to have the kind of rewards points i do and you don’t want to

many men are doomed to a life of superficial connections because if anyone knew the real them or the truth about their past they would run away screaming or worse they stay and the man loses respect for them because they know they suck and think you’re lame for staying