🚨 BREAKING 🚨 A coworker spotted in casual clothes for the first time and it is revealed that has surprisingly big tits.

This is Evropa manifest.

Ah, går en liten härlig vandring här- Oh shit! Michael Jackson! Jäääävlar! Han moonwalkar ute i skogen! Shit!

Ratio'ing the guy I watched religiously as a cringe atheist teenager. Life has come full circle.

POV: You're a court eunuch inspecting the new batch of imperial concubines from Xingyang province

Yeah

I will keep moving forward until all of my enemies are sucked off

Hey whatever gets you off

Jerking off to cuck porn

Serving as a mercenary in a bitter ethnic conflict that you have no stake in must feel so good. Think white guys who went to fight in Africa or Yugoslavia.

Im like 16% German apparently

99% of being a libtard is always intentionally missing the point and playing dumb. As if the difference between eating a sandwich and jamming your whole hand inside your mouth while shovelling slop isnt obvious.

Checks out actually

"Wallah bruh he wouldnt make me a pesto pasta without basil"

Doing cumtown bits to get a laugh out of my coworkers until someone figures out my scheme

I would always sell liquor to a baby

25 years and the series has been bad for about half of it

All I want is my wife that passed away from breast cancer 4 years ago.

My nigga its never going to be celebrated because by 2066 parliament will be 95% pakistanis