Verily I say unto you dullard bitch, thou shall not be vexing mine cortisol

every single day I'm shot and stabbed and disemboweled and defenestrated and hung and crucified and drawn and quartered at my job

just paid $5 per month for 3 months of panera bread unlimited sips club, they will regret giving me this power, i will now be seeing you five times a day for various drinkies

each to their own but i think tax not special

shoutout to my period i love to be on percs for 4 days straight

little caesars hate is so fucking performative like genuinely stfu

little caesars buffalo ranch sauce is the nectar of the gods

rly wanna go 2 an art museum today but likeeee what if they decide to put me in a box and keep me I'm so scared :/

how many beating before moid stop moving reddit search

general raising cane, and his second in command, lieutenant general burger king

that concludes today's drafts dump you're welcome legends

they’re conspiring to commit insider trading

love how without fail ranting on here brings the groyper army in to bitch and moan

jew daycare snack selection goes crazy today

went on another interval jog today but this time i replaced my water with beer i feel so joyful and full of love for the world<3

in the 8 days i've had my $5 panera sips club membership i have drank $45 worth of iced hibiscus pomegranate tea :D

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking GAGGING for a cigarette i wish u could still smoke in the office