Your girl doesn’t want to be called pretty she wants to be called “haunting”, or “ominous”, or “what is that figure standing still in the midnight woods”?

thinking about marketing myself as a Professional Unicorn. i’m good at groups, i’m a very good toy, and i deserve to be compensated for it 😌✨

i’m built like this btw

grindr really wants me to download that game where you match the items and save the king from imminent doom, but they failed to realize just how much i hate the monarchy

Trannie Lennox✨ Kings are never worth saving

Trannie Lennox✨ "We must save the King!" Me, shooting the shit with the kitchen girls: "Huh?"

Trannie Lennox✨ "May God save the King" Because I won't.

Trannie Lennox✨ Grindr not realizing that I might reconsider for a queen

damn, if i’d known all i had to do was confront the cis dudes who ignore the DNI on my grindr profile i woulda done this ages ago. that’s four in a row now to block me themselves! 😝😝

*in a job interview* my greatest strength? well i’m very good at assigning blame. my greatest weakness? probably my eagerness to forgive.

*stepping outside of my office* oh wow it feels kinda nice out did it dip below 110F? *looks at weather app: 116F* DESERT FOX MODE ENGAGED

Your daughter calls me Mommy too~

CONFIRMED ARTISTS FOR THE MANDALA REMIX EP SO FAR: Foxen - Trannie Lennox✨ Chloe Hotline - Chloe Hotline 3 💜🦭 KILLVONGARD - KILLVONGARD MIT3S - @mit3s2000 We can't wait to get this out to you soon.