Realised I was way too straight when I used to watch Dan and Phil back 10 years ago thinking they were just two lads broing down in the UK and assumed they didn’t wanna settle down with a girlfriend yet My gaydar is non existent

“Why can’t I fit this in my header?” Because you can’t do anything right, you’re a failure. We’re all disgusted by you but secretly withhold that from you because we know you’ll just become even more pathetic

Genuinely have had more dreams about speedrunning spyro since I’ve stopped playing than the whole time I was speedrunning for 4 years. Idk what the fuck that even means but I’m assuming this means I don’t have to derust if I come back. Already been practicing baby 😎

How it feels to talk about speedrunning to your coworkers when they ask what you do for fun

Not unless you own a CRT This is why women need to date 1-2’ers at their melee local who emit zero motion or white boy swag but show a lot of heart

Why a scam text pulling me out of the brink of despair

I love Melee & I have fun playing every character in the game, but no character really feels like it truly suits me. I started playing Ice Climbers as a joke and kept playing them this year because I became known as the Ice Climbers guy. But I don't particularly love ICs either.

Weird they put in 2006-2009 to complete this stat when just doing 06-12 would’ve achieved the same result. We ain’t acknowledging those rings

Never inviting smash players to an orgy ever again. Anytime we tried to start they were in the corner playing friendlies

Just got ID’d at the bottle o

This dudes best friend is ChatGPT calling people idiots 😭😭😭

Crazy that sometimes I’ll get pissed off by past me. Trying to watch an old run back of mine and of course this cunt just highlighted it on twitch. Export to YouTube you absolute gronk fuck Fady

I’m done defending reddit man what is this shit

Still not totally convinced that Dan and Phil aren’t just broing down

You’re so close to getting it my man. You’re nearly there, just a few more steps

mmmmfgh.,..,.

All jokes aside, actually fucking incredible that a sport like NBA can have a player who isn’t afraid to act effeminate and isn’t afraid to be called zesty for it Fuck Sixers but we love McCain

Fucking confusing as shit reading this as an Aussie