I followed Nigel Farage on and off for 10 years. When all's said and done about his standing in Clacton, milkshake incident etc, he remains at the end of the day one of the most repugnant shameless liars in UK history. Some of his standout lesser-known lies I've compiled FTR 🧵

Caring isn’t just my family's story, it is the story of millions, caring for each other, dealing with tough times, and keeping going with love. Sharing our story hasn't been easy, but it's important. It's time to bring carers' experiences into the light.

Impressive. 👇

Boom

A random guy in America explaining how to bowl to Dale Steyn, mistaking him for an American 😂 The cricket equivalent of the Anatoly gym prank. Dale Steyn

I can’t explain how annoying it is when decent companies use Evri as their delivery service. They’re an absolute joke. It really puts me off ordering from anywhere that uses them.

"Aren’t you just a little bit embarrassed to be sent out to defend these figures?" "No... Keir Starmer has been rumbled." Economic Secretary to the Treasury, Bim Afolami, is challenged over Rishi Sunak’s claim that Labour would put up taxes by £2,000.

They're going the wrong way you utter dimwit.

End of an era

"Southgate always plays favorites, why doesn't he just pick players on form and fitness?" "NOT LIKE THAT!!" 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Hello! Shall we schedule a friendly match?

Really shocked that move didn't work out for him. Thought he'd slot right in.

I have to hand it to their social media team, this is funny

The BBC: Here’s a fun game, Britain! As if things aren’t bad enough, something you’re eating is contaminated with an awful bacteria that’ll make you shit yourself, but we’re gonna make you guess what it is!

22 years ago in the Sapporo Dome: Argentina, the World Cup, and redemption for the England captain. 💬”Hold the cups and the glasses back home. You can smash them now... BECKHAM HAS SCORED FOR ENGLAND!”

England are playing Iceland at Wembley tonight. As good a reason as any to revisit this piece of TV gold featuring Steve McClaren in the Sky Sports studio.

With Ebere Eze having been called up to the 26-man England squad for this summer’s Euros, I thought I would re-share this sensational piece of writing from LoftforWords, penned just after Eze signed for Palace from QPR. Give it 5-10 minutes. Trust me. fansnetwork.co.uk/football/queen…

So West Ham has since deleted this. Is it because they left out Moyes? Or even because theirs no Scamacca, Rice, or Fornals? They may no longer be with us, but they deserve to be included. Benny isn't with us anymore, but you've left him in. Come on West Ham United

13 games, 12 wins & 1 draw 🥵 Winning the trophy unbeaten 😎 #UECL || West Ham United