*free EV

these bitches got me listening to David Foster Wallace audiobooks

the less we see is ummmm better

slamming on the walls of the holodeck

it is an energy function

a machine can dream

driving through Central Michigan listening to a country station

life moves 7 years at a time

killing a part of your brain so the rest of you can function

pulp invented sex, blur realized you could have it with other people, and oasis realized you could also do it with women

B2EMO just takes me out, bro

if something you want doesn’t exist…

new recession indicator just dropped, my half-chinese ex-situationship has pivoted hard from vintage furniture to sexualized “get ready with me” videos

life is an emergency

why are musicians such bad dancers?

Oasis sucks too

fill your boots

how does moving the electron affect the electron field? youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si…

wake up. it’s your worst mightnare

electronic reminders to drink horse electrolytes