Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love Mondaye thou mayst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte breake No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Sat on the train and there's a chap across the way looks just like Ian Blackford. Chiefly, I think, because he is Ian Blackford.

Rapid weekend in NYC. The High Line. MoMA. The Met. Katz's. Some pics on Infernalgram: instagram.com/factionone?igs…

Just liberated our three bikes from the locked Victoria Park. While so doing, in possibly the proudest moment of my life, a very worried man asked me how I was going to bust out; and I fully reverse-Glasto-scousered that guy and his bike.

Oh yeah. I think we passed Ian McKellen in Hackney this afternoon. If it wasn't him he's got a very snappily dressed twin.

PSA: There are only three guys at the Five Guys on Wigmore Street.

First time back at Lord's since that day daniel norcross insisted it would be fine to park the car in the Tavern loading bay. My, how things have changed. Hope he, Sarah Ansell, and all that gang are thriving.

Go well, Thunder! 🫡 Watch LIVE on #LancsTV! 💻➡️ bit.ly/THUvVIP 💥 #BringTheThunder

Saw bob mortimer at the Foo Fighters.

So it turns out I'm a guy who goes to two Rick Astley gigs in a day.

Park for Leftfield

Yusuf just did Father and Son and it was exactly as beautiful as you would imagine.

Just watched Yusuf again. Can we go back to Glasto, please?

We've come to Kent v Notts by mistake. @FunSoph

Big #fire just down the road here in #Bow this evening. I reckon fifteen pumps, three aerials, plus command and control. Walked past again not long ago and there were crews from Soho, Lambeth, Dagenham there.