Wrote to my MP

There’s currently an annoying helicopter circling around while I’m trying to work. I assume it’s the police checking that, as per the latest government guidance, everyone’s doing whatever the fuck they like.

I just miss the time that MPs would resign

Please: Ignore the Prime Minister Listen to the scientists Stay close to home if you can this weekend Don’t go to the pub Stay 2m from other people Flatten the second peak The government is ending lockdown before the pandemic is under control.

Who could have foreseen that going back to work school uni nursery the pub restaurants shops gyms buses trains hairdressers people’s houses and bowling would lead to an increase in suspected cases of infection

JUNE - it’s your civic duty to go to the pub JULY - go back to the office and buy coffee on the way AUGUST - eat out, we’ll pay half SEPTEMBER - this is your last chance to stop spreading the virus

It's gonna be a big day! Edgelarks @Magiclanternuk

I totally missed that this sack of shit Prime Minister called the idea of cancelling Christmas “inhuman” when he cancelled Eid with like 2 hours notice. You said the fucking racist bit out loud again you incompetent scumbag

This was the Home Secretary's answer as to why the UK has the worst daily death rate in the world.

Just got out of today's impeachment trial. My biggest takeaway: "Impeachment is not to punish, but to prevent." If we do not vote to convict Donald Trump, we are inviting this to happen again.

*taps mic* Is this thing on? facebook.com/permalink.php?…

New website! faceometer.tk

Scheduled a little gig! faceometer.tk/live

This is a brilliant album and you should buy it DESPITE the outrageous insensitivity of 'Galway', that's a career high gig for some of us Grace

Explain why cancelling $1,900,000,000,000 in student debt is a “handout”, but a $1,900,000,000,000 tax cut for rich people was a “stimulus”.