All strippers are edible strippers if you're a cannibal.

//Me: I'll be selective this time. Also me: *wants to please anyone regarding the mains* Why am I like this?

//Hey, folks. Sorry for suddenly disappearing on you all. I'm having a hard time, mentally as well as physically recently. Just as a heads up. (But at least I'm still here?) :')

//Hello! I'm still alive and hope to be returning soon.

//For everyone migrating over there and in case Musky Husky continues his suspension spree, I revamped my old tumblr. at.tumblr.com/fabulousjim/th…

"Ah!" "Right on time." 🕰️ ▪︎literate & descriptive ▪︎experienced ▪︎18+/21+ ▪︎serious/crack ▪︎#DWRP/#BTTFRP/#MVRP/#OCRP ▪︎based on Movie Park Germany's "Time Riders" by #strawberrywho Infos below.

❛Oh, so satisfying. Doctor, I did say look for the spymaster. Or should I say spy... M a s t e r?❜ ❛Hi.❜ 💣 A #DoctorWho The Master parody portrayal by #strawberrywho. ▪︎literate & descriptive ▪︎experienced ▪︎18+/21+ ▪︎serious/crack ▪︎#DWRP Infos below.

*Randomly materialises out of a portal with a Slurpee in a hand* Hi guys, what's up?

Boo! Happy #SherlockHolmesDay, minions.

Now, who will be my 100th follower?

//I'll be attending Gregory Lestrade's wedding this weekend. Can't wait to meet them again after all those years! 🫰🏻

❛The radiation's mostly gamma.❜ ❛It's like I was made for this.❜ ⚛️ A #Marvel Bruce Banner parody portrayal by #strawberrywho. ▪︎literate & descriptive ▪︎experienced ▪︎18+/21+ ▪︎serious/crack ▪︎#MarvelRP Infos below.

❛Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out.❜ ❛It doesn't matter much to me.❜ 🍓 ▪︎literate & descriptive ▪︎experienced ▪︎18+/21+ ▪︎Modern!Jude ▪︎MV/MS ▪︎#ATURP by #strawberrywho

❛Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?❜ 💥 A #DC #Vertigo Franklin Clay parody portrayal by #strawberrywho. ▪︎literate & descriptive ▪︎experienced ▪︎18+/21+ ▪︎serious/crack ▪︎#DCRP Infos below.

I'm neither confirming nor denying this statement.

How am I supposed to say 'no' to this face? *really REALLY deep sigh*