Quit hogging all the swag, bro.

Out of context it looks like Aziraphale is scared Shadwell’s going to punch him.

Take me back to the 2000’s when life was still good and I hadn’t yet developed any of my multiple mental disorders.

Corporate fem!Aziracrow au.

Hannibal’s like a needy little puppy waiting for Will to look at him and give him some attention, and then Will’s just staring into the distance annoyed, wishing Hannibal would leave him alone and go away.

faster than a frog on a hotplate #IneffableAo3Tags #470

Teehee.

I want my super fertile and fruity telepath back.

He was so slutty for this. Do it again.

Headcanon that Crowley either wears a thong or goes commando because his clothes are always so tight and he doesn’t want underwear seams to be visible as it would ruin the outfit!!

Stella Gibson in her police uniform… I’m weak.

#NeedThatGender

he just wants to be a gothic heroine #IneffableAo3Tags #471

Any ship can be great, you just gotta wait for the right version of it. EXAMPLE: Superbat with Cavill!Supes & Batfleck? BAD. Awkward and bland. Please stop. Superbat with Corenswet!Supes & Battinson? AMAZING. All the feels. Give me more.

Boy why you so girl?? So pretty??

#AZIRACROW: I have loved you for 6000 years, I’ll love you for 6000 more.

He’s so beautiful that I too would blow up my entire life to run away with him.