Every time they show the bruised cheek photos of AH, I keep thinking of this scene in Gone Girl. Who is going to ask the golden question of whether she owns a hammer and could’ve done this to herself? #AmberHeardIsALiar #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard

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The only good thing about being sick is the opportunity to catch up on shows.

Husband has COVID and he texted me saying the worst part is missing cuddling with me. 🥺

Turning 30 later this year and I find myself equally spending time at the medspa, the chiropractor, and the car detailer. What is this?

Cold dreary weather makes me not want to do anything. Warm sunny weather also makes me not want to do anything, but while sitting outside.

Long weekend getaway to a remote location with just cabin wifi. I’m here for it.

Whoever came up with the idea of PTO, I love you.

Spicy books are my current obsession. I may make a thread.

Will I ever not be tired when my alarm goes off for work?

I feel bad for pregnant birds because they have to build their nest while cooking a baby.

Thanks for the barely filled large fries McDonald's 🙄 straight out of the bag like this.

Full weeks I’ll be in the office in June: 0

Started on the spicy book trend and I’m equally swooning and saying wtf am I reading. 😂

Closing on our first home tomorrow! Excited, nervous, all the feels.

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