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Flight Attendant Confessional

@fa_confessional

The Tell All Podcast ✈️ Insights into the daily random thoughts and occurrences of flights attendants.

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Please stop telling us that ”masks are going away soon you know!” we don’t care if they are going away tomorrow, you have to wear it. Sit down sir. 🙄

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What’s so exciting about the mask mandate going away?! 1. We no longer have to fear that we will be physically assaulted over a mask. 2. We don’t have to be the mask police anymore 👏 3. LIPSTICK IS BACK!!!😂💄 #maskmandate #flightattendant #crewlife #jokes

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New Episode! "Don't Be an A**hole" Are you an asshole passenger? If you do any of the things we mention in this episode then, yes, you are an asshole. Just smile and say hello, be polite, and please… Player links & show notes: podpage.com/flight-attenda… via Podpage — Podcast Websites

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PAX: “can I get a black coffee?” Flight attendant: hands them a BLACK coffee PAX: “ummm… I need cream and sugar?! ” Flight attendant : 😒WTF … you just said you wanted black coffee?! 🙄 #flightattendant #flightattendantlife #crew #crewlife

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To the passenger that just burped *so f*cking loud* in PDX: I heard it, I judged it, I hope your not on my flight today. 👎🏻 #FlightCrew #flightattendant #passengershaming #FAlife #AirportTwitter

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When an old lady PAX tells you congratulations on your baby…. Oh yes thanks, me and my food baby are going cry in the galley. #flightattendant #bloating #shityoushouldntsay #foodbaby

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I know passengers are notoriously impatient when we land, but this new trend of opening emergency exits is getting old. #flightattendantproblems #flightattendant #crewlife #passengers

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Ok…We get PAX asking for Dr.Pepper, we can even give you a pass on La Croix or lemonade. But when you ask for some CLAMATO juice, seriously? WTF?! #aviation #flightattendant #flightattendantlife #crewlife

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Kinda seems like covid waits for me to have a big vacation planed, then strikes. Thanks covid, thanks a lot. #fuckcovid #COVID19 #lockdown #travel #flightattendant #FlightCrew #flightattendantlife #aviation #vacation

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🚨 The news you’ve been waiting for! 🥳 The CDC will no longer require a negative COVID test for air travelers entering the U.S. starting this Sunday, June 12.

🚨 The news you’ve been waiting for! 🥳  
 
The CDC will no longer require a negative COVID test for air travelers entering the U.S. starting this Sunday, June 12.
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For the first time ever, flyers can carry a piece of an aircraft in their wallet with the limited edition American Express credit card design made from a retired Delta Boeing 747. news.delta.com/delta-and-amer…