- Three divorces - Misogynistic - Claims moral superiority - Jewish - Always on the verge of mental collapse - Sarcastic best friend

Gimmick me so I can avoid working flynyrd.straw.page

I saw him in concert when MCR were divorced but I forgot to steal his ID

You gained 5 in my mind

I'm growing weary (My Grandpa grows tomatoes but he's 90 and doesn't know the internet exists beyond YouTube so I'm assuming you aren't him)

Size matters

Then I would hazard a guess and say they're either soulmates or need to see their physician And thank you for clarifying the date didn't take place in an elevator

Okay? Do you want a cookie?

This is going to drive the Facebook mothers crazy when it lands on there in 5-10 years time

You are training AI to get better and more realistic, to the point where the average person is finding it increasingly difficult to tell when something is fake. The future implications of this are terrible. Everyone is anti-AI until a stupid trend starts.

They're the bread, I'm the butter

Most people lead with 'hello'

I'm warning people now, if you tag me in this, I am going to frame you all for my murder

Now I know the Swedish Chef sent this one

TV show pitch: Impractical Doctors. Like Impractical Jokers, but the pranks are unqualified comedians performing surgeries on unsuspecting patients.

Obama ass gimmick

im about to witness something. tho i’m unsure what it is

I hate you all

fan behaviour

Can we do Frank Friday's where everyone stops tagging me in shit about trans people named Frank