Next, Trump will have Chuck Schumer arrested for the government shutdown. Just watch. That’s how dictators roll.

I interrupt 35 wars, a country which is literally and figuratively falling apart and the speedy rise of authoritarianism in our once peaceful, democratic country to bring you the very important topic of teenage boys and their apparent sperm count. Because priorities.

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God help us when Marjorie Taylor Greene makes sense.

Instead of Mother’s Day, we should start saying “Happy Host Body Day!” (And don’t worry, if Republicans remain in power, that’s exactly what we will be doing.) #HappyHostBodyDay

Is George Santos back in government?

Republicans cry “state’s right, state’s right, state’s right”…until a state says, “fine, we’re making this state a sanctuary state as to keep all human beings safe from being snatched…”then Republicans turn the script saying “you can’t do that because it’s a federal issue.”

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BREAKING: In an incredible speech, Mallory McMorrow just revealed how Trump is illegally cutting SNAP. Every American needs to see this.

Mike Johnson is an inauthentic, fantastical storyteller. Each morning he addresses the American people and weaves lies into a story about how democrats are at full fault for the gov’t shutdown. It just doesn’t even sound remotely plausible. We know that’s not how this works.

Republicans have truly, truly lost their minds.

The max amount of money any one human being should be allowed to have (or want) is right up to one billion dollars. If you’re making over a billion dollars (while others starve) that money should automatically go right back into a community fund.

Mallory McMorrow: Trump is illegally withholding SNAP funds. Republicans are using food as a weapon against the poor.

At a press conference, why doesn’t a reporter ask republicans “why, specifically, won’t the Democrats come to the table and vote to reopen the government?”

Happy Halloween to everyone who’s not going to check a child’s citizenship nor gender when they come knocking to trick or treat.

Trump can designate emergency funds to help the 42 million soon-to-be hungry Americans who will no longer receive SNAP benefits. He and the republicans know damn well they can help those people. They’ll eat just won’t.

I’m so sick of hearing Trump say such things as “if the mayoral candidate wins that I don’t want to win in New York City then I’m going to without funds from them.” It’s time cities such as NY and LA start actually withholding funds from the Republican states they support.

“I want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump,” Epstein wrote in a 2011 email to Maxwell. He goes on to say that a victim, whose name is redacted, “spent hours at my house with him…he has never once been mentioned.” Excerpt from: apple.news/A5SsyiHIwTf-9_…

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