It’s so interesting when people at the museum talk about the COLORS and LIGHT in the painting. Like YESSSS EXACTLYYYYY 🙌🏻

Paintings = so fucking inspiring.

I love going to the museum and just staring at the painting for hours… Honestly I’m just in awe of it. WOW.

Middle aged women at museums talking about the details of a man’s mustache in a portrait literally deserve to die.

Every museum got that one painting where it’s just like… WOW🔥.

If climate change protestors took out their penis at the museum and masturbated their penis at the museum and camed cum on the painting, MAYBE I would consider recycling. MAYBE.

Sorry I’m late — was up all night doing sweepstakes. 💋

345? Hold on… Bro really said… I need to go to the thirty-“3”RD floor “4” to go kill “5” people!

The only reason I wouldn't bash a turtle's shell open is so i could use it to bash a frog to death

My mother used to get frustrated with me in grade school because I could only perceive the other children as having "grey hair" and would describe them as such

Measly breasts

Why doesn't the mayor care about killing alligators

People from montreal will really buy beer from the dep and bring it to jarry park

My panic attack was represented in an animated film

The internet's reaction to Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros has been nothing short of extraordinary — and all I can say is I'm here for it. 😆

It would be cool if the mayor put a different flavor in the tap water every day. This way, New Yorkers can have a new BLAST of flavor each day.🔥

This would taste so good with the different flavors the mayor puts in the tap water every day

I genuinely believe I can change the world forever with my new line of ground beef desserts. I just wish people had more of an open mind. Ground beef doesn’t even taste like anything that much , what’s wrong with putting cotton candy and pistachio on it and marshmallows.

Would you eat ground beef dessert

My friend Matt was swimming in the pool and he hurt his leg in the pool