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That time I accidentally enrolled in a catholic university and cried the first day in the bathroom

Need to go to Commiefornia I miss the palm trees

Every time someone brings up the new pope at work I’m reminded of this

Instead of Live Laugh Love I’m gonna hang a sign in my house that says Jizz Jazz Yass ❤️

Sharing secrets and talking about boys here>>>

Just made myself cry on command in the mirror where can I talk to the CEO of A24

Whoever is playing my sim in the alternate universe has a really creative mind

This HAIM weather

The way I lost followers since posting this 😭 they said ‘you can keep it’

Bisexuals are the only Sniffies users showing face, what’s up with that?

What’s getting me about straight people wanting a flashy new word for “beta males” is they don’t understand twinks are dominant social beings

Wonder how successful I’d be just DMing my favorite small-medium bands and asking if they need a comms guy, that would probably be really fun

The concept of feeling cagey

Save me piss-colored yet tasty yellow Gatorade, save me..,

just a Yeah I bet

$9 cold brew I can’t wait to get scared again