THEY SET UP A WHOLE ASS DATE FOR US ON *THEIR* BIRTHDAY IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

“you started this account because of clout” i started it because i like his thighs. case closed

"Suicide is so selfish" ok wanna die with me

Guys look at what my little sister drew

Im sleepy, goodnight

"dawg stop reposting everything" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! REPOST BEAM ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺ ↺

i don’t have the time to write an AU, but walk with me

how I feel whenever oomf posts something then deletes it and I’m the only one who saw it

Alright Dahlia pack it up

Id lose my shit if some twink just randomly converted me to twinkaism

One thing about Mondstadt is that they operate on a deranged frequency that no other nation can achieve. Most burst lines are so sarcastic, snarky or just insults😭 Bennett has to announce he's about to attack because he can and will kill his team Barbara sings Razor: rawrXD

getting an anemo vision is like being put on venti's suicide watch list

dahlia every morning probably:

Good morning

Can't wait to see a video titled "I Baptized EVERY Enemy in Teyvat"

Found the blade that i nearly one swiped baby beans with a bit ago, life is good

🤍: Well it's not like humans will die without fun. But having some makes them feel 'good'. How 'good' actually feels though, I wouldn't know. 🖤: I see. So they feel 'good'. If I played a game with you, would we feel 'good' too?

when life sucks you gotta suck harder