I feel like textured food focused restaurants will see a rise in the next few years for all the foodies who had covid and lost taste and smell.

Am I still in a personal Slack workspace for a guy I dated briefly in the late 2010s? Yes. Why? I don’t know.

As we gear up for Season 3 of COVID19, no at-home test kit is nonvisually accessible. Blind folks who aren't tech-savvy enough to use a visual interpreter app or Facetime a friend have to disclose test results to, and potentially expose, a sighted person.

what do you call a former friend who once groped and thrusted their body against yours and laughed in your face when you screamed No to them for the nth time?

i feel insane that everyone (including me) is trying to further their careers while a virus that has unknown long term effects rages on wtf are we even doing

The bachelor 1:1 crashed an asian family bbq on their date. Who is writing this script?

I don’t know why I am watching The Bachelor but it’s definitely not because of Clayton.

someone needs to take the child upstairs on a walk to get his energy out

One of the most admirable and attractive traits I’ve witnessed in men is restraint.

⚪️🟧🟢⚪️🟡 🟢⚪️⚪️🟡⚪️ 🟡⚪️🟧⚪️🟢 🟧⚪️⚪️🟢🟡 ⚪️🟢🟡⚪️🟧 🟡⚪️🟧⚪️⚪️ ⚪️🟧⚪️🟡🟢 🟢⚪️🟡🟧⚪️ 🟡⚪️⚪️🟢🟡 🟧🟢⚪️🟡🟢 not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️

Finally started on the Mandalorian and now I understand the baby Yoda hype

The early 2000s throwbacks during this halftime show!

I don’t know if it’s the gummy or just the fact that everyone in this casino looks like someone I went to high school with, but I swear I just saw like 10 guys I went to grade school with at the table games.

Watching these hometown dates knowing Clayton shits the bed with all of them is just… frustrating.

I considered giving up my voice for lent but then I wouldn’t be able to scream for help when I get Asian Hate Crimed.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I used to send texts from my flip phone with a keyboard to 40404 to my timeline that was all college and online friends

All the dudes bandwagoning on giving Illenium grief for old tweets are forgetting about their own conversations in the early 2000s where they threw that word around with their “friends” all the time before accountability was a thing. Where are the “I was shitty too” confessions?