drawing the plants in my room on my new leather bound journal i got for my birthday

you just lost the game.

fym “shark infested waters” THATS THEIR HOME

don’t argue with men…. they use 3 in 1 shampoo.

shark infested water is the same as saying people infested apartment buildings

i’m working lateeee cause i make minimum wageeee

i’m 19 now

not to sound uneducated but wtf is a BBL Drizzy

no way the store is selling PROPAGATING PLANTS FOR $15 & $17 ?!!!?!!!!

the ones behind are $22 they claim they’re “hydroponic plants” . first of all one of those plants is peperomia (common house plant) another is a monstera (another common house plant) like wtf…

sorry i haven’t been active pookies i’ve been obsessed with my new game called tinder where i rate men on their ability to include a truck picture, holding up a fish, slamming beers, and deciphering which man it is from a group photo

i like to call this one the po(l)(s)e

*is somebody gunna match my freak plays distantly*

y’all

what if i said i lowkey might be back

that’s right fern is back from hiatus i know all my loyal oomfs missed me fr

someone explain the papaya drama i haven’t been keeping up (work lmao)

sorry i was MIA for months pookies i was busy experiencing the healthiest relationship of my life with the greenest flag of a gentleman

i need someone to catch me up on the mclaren drama bc i haven’t been able to watch the races lately with my 2 jobs and school 👹

me & my boyfriend as legos :)